Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

Don't matter what, dem nuff jewel mi wear. Caught me pants, it nuh have no tear. — Gregory Isaacs
Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. -Phil Wenneck — The Hangover
Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too!… — The Hangover
YUUU TWO FACED YO ASS ND YO FACE BXTCH KEEP THAT SHXT IN YO PANTS — Unknown Author
Shame how she used to be pg clean. Now she nc-17 in them miu miu jeans. Oh you wanna be a Hollywood starlet? Open them… — Ryan Leslie
If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance a little? — Zapp Brannigan
Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about… — Chelsea Handler
I'm leaving naysayers stumped like rain forests. After years of pullin' rabit ears out my pants pockets. — Sage Francis
We cut the legs off of our pants threw our shoes into the ocean sit back and wave through the daylight. — Matt And Kim
Shoes have grown mighty old pants faded knees with holes stitched up now silver thread fixed up now like I said boy. — Matt And Kim
You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants? -Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
People just love love love sex. well, I dont see why people even get paid on the street corners anymore. Its written on their faces… — Unknown Author
Fresh out the plane. Pants saggin with my dick in my hand. Who am I? bitch, I'm U-Z-I yes I still push 'cain I ain't… — The Jacka
I been fly so long I fell asleep on the fuckin plane Skinny pants and some Vans Call me Triple A, get my advance in… — Lil Wayne
Just another day out in sunny LA, theres dealers in the streets and the coppers dont play, got my 501 jeans, my crew neck sweater,… — Pac Div
Eh, yo Lyfe, she may take it better coming from a woman. See he'll tell you all kind of things to get in your pants,… — Lyfe Jennings
Season 1 episode 4 - Mind Over Murder. (Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street are seen in a TV show call Homicide: Life on Sesame… — Family Guy
Turn the tv on throw my hand down my pants click to MTV so they can teach me hoda dougie! — Bruno Mars
Show me a man who won't eat clothesline, and I'll show you a man who can skip rope. Show me a man wtih both feet… — Ernie Kovacs
Got a run way in my pants cuz all tha modles be on my dick — Unknown Author
Yeah, I throw my dollars up high and they land on the stage you dance on. We got company coming over. Would it kill you… — Drake
Since I signed to Kan, Im Louie Vuitton Sean. Up in Benny Han Han eating all the Wonton. Rose rose over a little Chandon. Put… — Big Sean
I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream! — Bart Simpson
You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants. — Eric Cartman
Of course I'm back dawg, chain endorsed by Jack Frost; pants sag cause I floss my ass off. — 40 Cal

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