Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants. — Danny Mcbride
Kindergarten teacher trying to explain the definition of the word definitely. To make sure, she asks the students to use the word in a sentence.… — Sharlene05
Some people do relationships like a pair of pants.... they wear them for so long than throw them away......ER — Eddie Rothschild
Leather pants never hurt anyone... — Katie Cassidy
A tailor in Serbia in planning to make a pair of pants that are large enough to fit 100 men. The story is detailed in… — Seth Meyers
A local government in Indonesia is attempting to curb prostitution by asking masseuses to wear a padlock on their pants. But if I know masseuses,… — Seth Meyers
If you polled them the year I graduated, they would have said that I was a slut, and the most I had ever done is… — Evangeline Lilly
When I was on the show, I wore short, tight, leather hot pants and shoulder armor. With my costume, there was a lot of leather… — Jennifer Sky
I'd rather leave my house without pants than without my phone. — Hussein Nishah
Whenever you feel like a genius, remember there was a time in your life when you were learning to not poop your pants. — Hussein Nishah
It's sad when a guy has more dick in his personality than in his pants — Unknown Author
Guys should never hit girls, take advantage of them, or just say they love them to get in their pants. Respect the girl. — Brock Lemuz
When you're with your friends dont be a jerk to look like you wear the pants in the relationship. — Unknown Author
A friend is someone who makes you smile, but a real friend is someone who makes you laugh until you pee your pants — Unknown Author
This Is my sis and pants on fire — Marshall Lee
Hey sexy! shut the door pull down your pants, get on top of me satisfy your needs. Lot's of love your toilet — Unknown Author
Shallow guys want to get into a woman's pants, but a real men want to get into her heart. — Laura S
The only reason your girlfriend always wears short skirts...is because every pair of pants she ever wore caught on fire. — Zach Taylor
Yoga pants are just push-up bras for your ass. — Amanda Roberts
Dear Gangsta, if you pulled up your pants maybe you could run from the cops faster. — Amanda Roberts
Just stepped outside, closed his eyes, took a deep breath of fresh air, sipped his coffee, perfect morning! What could go wrong? crap! forgot to… — Nishan Panwar
Im not wearing any pants but I would like to invite you two ladies to join me, to take your pants off, and come with… — Hank Moody
I can't its enough I catch ya and I throw ya on the bed, I take ya string off and ya my pants like that,… — Donatt
WHEN A GUY SAY HE LOVES YOU THE ONLY THING HE WANT BACK FROM YOU IS IN UR PANTS — Maria
Your as useless as pants on a whore. — Stephanie

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