Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

I dont really like pants, man. I like tights. Im not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants. — Taylor Momsen
I've always applied the same attitude to things, an impulsive, instinctive reaction. It's hard to describe, but I often get a sense of absolute certainty… — Kate Winslet
Getting my dragon was perhaps the biggest surprise. I was in Amsterdam and got a little crazy, dropping my pants at a tattoo parlour and… — Angelina Jolie
Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off. — Mitchell Sakundiak
You can't keep your hands off me, or your pants on. See what you've done to me? — Lana Del Rey
I really prided myself on my fashionable dress. I had a very independent streak and thought, Im going to dress super cool and different than… — Paul Rudd
In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you… — Ellen DeGeneres
Black people started wearing there pants low. White people started calling it saggin. What's saggin spelled backwards? ...tricky white people. — Unknown Author
I don't like the competitive part of soccer. It's a war in short pants. I prefer art — Shakira
I went to a Christian school, so things are real locked-down. There was dress code and a button-up shirt, which would hang down pretty low… — Ryan Phillippe
When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an idiot. I'd loved… — Ed O'Neill
I am messy. Not really really messy, but I'm not as neat as Tia. She's so neat ! When I go in her closet she… — Tamera Mowry
If it's cold enough to wear pants, then wear real shoes. If it's warm enough to wear flip-flops, the wear shorts. It makes me crazy! — Hilarie Burton
Top 10 Things to do at the Mall 10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream MY SHOELACES! AAAGH! 9. At the stylist, ask to… — Unknown Author
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf… — Donnie Darko
Those prancing little pants-wetters come here to learn the colorful and gentlemanly art of fencing, with its many sporting limitations and its proscriptions against dishonorable… — Scott Lynch
Even though you lick windows and still wear that SpongeBob square pants fanny pack you will always be my best friend and I will always… — Nicole Hill
When I walk around, sometimes people recognize me from things they've seen me in, TV or whatever. And they'd say, you know, stuff, and a… — Aziz Ansari
Don't tell me I'm beautiful just to get in my pants, don't lie to make me feel better, don't take my hand if your going… — Krisee Ellis
A good morning is when those tight pants you have not worn in a while...and you find that ten you left inside that pocket. — JREYES
Every time I see Bono in those big fly glasses and tight leather pants I just can't hack it. I can't see that as solving… — John Lydon
Don't Tell Us Girls We're Beautiful Just To Get In Our Pants, Don't Kiss Us On The Forehead If You KNOW It Didn't Mean Sh**,… — Diana Baybiee
Treat me like a bulls-eye with pants. — Tom Bergeron
There was one dude in a jeans jacket who I swear to God shit in his pants when all of a sudden I was inches… — Tommy Lee
Pants or no pants? — Lo Bosworth

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