Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

You and a penny are so much a like! Both two faced,worthless and in everybody's pants!! — Vicky
Sweat pants hair tied chillin' with no makeup on, that when I'm the ugliest, wtf is drake on — Palla Tovi
Sweat pants hair tied chillin with no makeup on dats when your the prettiest I hope that you dont take it wrong — Drake
I think I crapped my pants. -Schmidt — 21 Jump Street
I think I crapped my pants. — Jonah Hill
You know your in love, when there is not a bulge in your pants everytime you see her. Then you know it's from your heart… — Jester
Dear California Weather, Why are u pmsing on us today? We Californians dont like to be burnt to death.... or to be tanned any darker.… — Janelle J
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. — Unknown Author
If a man cant handle a women in sweat pants he shouldnt have her — Kenzie-ann
Im wary of doing romantic comedies, you could end up doing them all the time. Business-wise, those movies are very safe. Theyre tailored to Middle… — Megan Fox
Put your big girl pants on and move on. Seventy-two hours is an appropriate time. After that you start to smell and your friends don't… — Jennifer Love Hewitt
I always heard that immigrants had a really hard life when they came to America. But when I showed up here, everyone was so nice!… — Sofia Vergara
Anything with a V-neck was forbidden. Stirrup pants? That was a huge issue. — Anna Faris
My sweater was sitting in my car in the sun all day, and when I just put it on, it felt like sauna pants for… — Candace Bailey
I need that sugar rush to charm your fricken pants off. — Jenna Marbles
Inappropriate Pants off dance off! — Jenna Marbles
Brand new pants not a stain, kush racks purp lean and Mary Jane. Soulja souljaaaa. — Soulja Boy
The pants and bottoms are fuller and, again, sort of soft with either gathering or tucks of some smocking details. The tops are pretty small… — Marc Jacobs
Let's just get wasty pants. — Snooki
I didn't fully pee my pants. — Jennifer Lawrence
My pants in Star Wars were constantly splitting right up the crotch. I had to jump around and do all sorts of things, and the… — Hayden Christensen
I've never been one of those people who's been obsessed with working out or being super-skinny. The body I have isn't going to change, so… — Hayden Panettiere
A man in Arizona was arrested for stuffing snakes down his pants at a pet store. The good news is when he got to prison… — Jimmy Fallon
In high school, there are so many cliques. You're never safe. In between my junior and senior years, I went away to film Sisterhood of… — Blake Lively
I'm delighted to be back in business with my old friends. I don't know if the pants still fit, but I know the hat will. — Harrison Ford

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