Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose! — Spongebob
I'm a Trap Starr my pants saggin. Pistol Showin D-boy swaggin. — Tity Boi
Why don't you take my pants and put it... — Swizz Beatz
When you hug a friend its like peeing your pants,only you can feel the warmth — Kid Cudi
I go tall like Patrick Ewing, Urkel purple pants are cushioned, Straight from Oakland they just flew in, If I bust that package open, You… — Gorilla Zoe
They pull their panties down, they take their pants off. — Brokencyde
Marvin bit my pants... - Spencer — ICarly
Farmer Johnson does a little dance. Creeks on the rise, roll up your pants. — Luke Bryan
Kendall & James: (to logan) You believe in ghosts!? Logan: I BELIEVE in the doo-doos in my pants. — Big Time Rush
I still got drank up in my cup man hold up, Stacks got the pockets of my pants swole up, Boys talkin down I'm like… — Short Dawg
My pants fresh, Chicks sayin yes, Cause I'm the cat they can't wait to sex, She say my voice it just makes her wet, So… — Short Dawg
I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants. — Evanescence
I'm happy with my pants down. — Unknown Author
I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take her pants off - she wouldn't let me, no big… — Pauly D
We started making out and she took my pants off. But then I turned on the TV and that's about the time she walked away… — Blink 182
I never claimed that I knew how to dance, but I'll get drunk, get high, and pull down my pants — Hollywood Undead
Walked up the Hill to touch it, then I unzipped my pants and pissed on it when nobody was looking. — Dead Kennedys
Got a montser in my pants and if I ever get the chance. Gonna cram it down your throat, watch you gasp for air and… — Blood On The Dance Floor
Got her hands down my pants now she rockin Sean Johns — Big Sean
Gyal yuh breast dem stiff, mek me pants front liftm Lawd me heart jus ah driftm — Mavado
Peeing your pants is the coolest. — Billy Madison
Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants! — Billy Madison
You dirty niggas y'all too whack to dance. Y'all need to ease up off that now before y'all splint y'all pants and leave that up… — DJ Quik
She put her Hands Down My Pants Now She Rockin Sean John — Big Sean
Liar, liar, your pants are on fire. You've got a nose as long as a telephone wire. I swear to tell the truth. Nothing but… — Lucky Dube

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