Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants. — Bill Maher
Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all… — Bill Watterson
The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of shit that… — Ernest Hemingway
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a… — Roseanne Barr
The fart is coming from....inside your pants — Nikhil Saluja
I love wearing sweat pants — Sonyabee
Holidays means relatives around the house. Relatives around the house means I need to wear pants. This is bullshit. — Nikhil Saluja
Aquafina kid cuisine and a laptop bc chillin like degrees for da sasquacth.. talks pop like the in the middle cinnamon Benjamins never had em… — Unknown Author
I'm so grateful for every little thing GOD has make me achieve ,if it wasn't for him ,I would be still learning how to pee… — Brighton Simpsons
If a cute guy tells u your hot, and a fat girls says your ugly. who u gonna believe: the 1 that wants in your… — Superman
Hipe hope s not put hat and rap .... hipe hope not put clother and give words.... hipe hope s smack ur heart down ..… — Beljilali Mohamed
Wouldn't life be wonderful if sweat pants were sexy, mondays mornings were fun, if junk food had no calories, all kisses were magical, life was… — Ana Chable
As for my brothers, Zeus said, we are thankful-he cleared his throat like the words were hard to get out-erm, thankful for the aid of… — Percy Jackson
(We are on a bus) I'm extremely silent facing the window...My friend raquel was talking to jack and she said to me ''when someone say… — Jasmine
She had many things to do in her life,but everytime she tried to make me happy,i kept on pissing in my pants,but she still loved… — Jamsta E Ngugz
I know you dont care now but when u see me with someone who did everything you didnt who fixes the little hair beside my… — Myself
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. — Superman
I give a shy smile. They are staring at me and I start to feel self conscious. I have a god feeling my hair is… — Unknown Author
I'm sick of boys being such dicks in personality than dicks in their pants. Nothing is worse than that. — Aldyna Threesya
Sometimes I wonder if MEN have any INTELLIGENCE at all...because more often than not, they make decisions with THE HEAD in their PANTS not THE… — Unknown Author
You think cutting is easy to stop? It isn't. Once you make that first cut some people (rarely) stop and never do it again. But… — Jasmine
Some men need to put on their big boy pants, get off their mommy's tit, and deal with their own problems. Just proves you can't… — Sarah Moores
My heroes don't wear their underwear on top of their pants, nor do they wear a cape; Mine wear combat boots and dog tags. Like… — Sarah Moores
Self-harm is no joke. you always hear how self-harmers are *emo* or an *attetion seeker* but self-harm isnt a joke, it takes a lot get… — Patience
That awkward moment when you walk to the bus stop forgetting your pants..... — Cuts And Scars

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