Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

My pants are saggin, looking so pretty. You wouldve thought I was a faggot. — Soulja Boy
I'm gonna kick my feet up. Then stare at the fan. Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants. Nobody's gonna tell me… — Bruno Mars
Just because I'm single doesn't mean you getting in my pants.. — Unknown Author
She put her hand down ma pants now she rockin sean john. — Big Sean
Everybody rip the swag off, before I rip the tag off. Why my pants sag off? Cause I'm rapping my ass off. — Kanye West
Patrice: It's like a crime scene in my pants. — No Strings Attached (Movie)
Up in first class, laugh even though it's not funny. See a white man wonder how the fuck I got money. While he sit at… — J. Cole
The objective, tryna score. You got a wife, you find a whore. You fuck her fast, she find her drawers. Pull up her pants, you… — J. Cole
Theres moree dick in your personality than there is in your pants. — Unknown Author
If a man cant handle a girl in sweet pants he dont derserve her in a wedding dress — Unknown Author
Nigga say I'm gay cuz I'm ridin in my tiny pants bet I'm the only goon nigga in these tiny pants — Lil B
Lol @ the girls trying to be cute by saying they play mw3. boys want you in the kitchen or in their pants, not on… — Uknown
You still wearing tight pants and vans it aint even cold niqqa take them gloves off yo hands got a style so epic that you… — Unknown Author
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can fell it — Becky
Friendship is like peeing your pants... Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth!! ;) — Unkown
Don't pull your pants before I go down. Don't turn away, this is my time. Don't make demands, I don't take none Just say a… — Lykke Li
If a guy cant stand to see you with sweat pants and no makeup on,He doesnt' deserve to see you in a white dress with… — Unknown Author
His American Eagle pants-$48 His Abercrombie and Fitch shirt-$38 His Calvin Klien boxers-$17 Seeing them all on my floor the next morning... PRICELESS — Unknown Author
My swagga is more swagga when I got my boyfriend around he makes me jizz in my pants thats why I always what my SWAGGA… — Unknown Author
Twenty grand in my pants, fifty in my peacoat. Jeezy fuckin' wit me and we fuckin' up the city hoe. — Unknown Author
You have more dick in your personality, than you do in your pants. — Unknown Author
Only RELIGION is capable of inspiring people to be too hypersensitive to tolerate a word against their ideologies and misplaced beliefs, but insensitive enough to… — Steve Fowler
A guys heart isn't in his chest were its supposed to be, check in his pants, your might find it there. — Unknown Author
A guys heart isn't in his chest were it should be, check in his pants, you might find it there. — Unknown Author
I'm gonna take all of your stuffed animals and shove them down my pants. -Chazz — Blades Of Glory

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