Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

Don't you call sweat pants, give up on life pants? — Ramandeep Singh
This student was writing a grade 11 biology exam and there came a question that requires a student to draw a Virgina, and this girl… — Azgraybebly Joslan
Before I knew that I was Jewish or a girl I knew that I was a member of the workingclass. At a time when I… — Vivian Gornick
I wanna get inside your pants No offence, but I'm sure they won't fit you. — Unknown Author
The guy has baggy pants, flat feet, the most miserable, bedraggled-looking little bastard you ever saw; makes itchy gestures as though he's got crabs under… — Unknown Author
No one cares what you think they only think about what you got in your pants — JUSTCHILL:D
I'm not supposed to be the one that's caught with his pants down. — Robert Towne
Sex vs Soccer. 1. Going to your boy friend without being invited = (off side) 2.A girl who does ''woman on top'' = (top goal… — Sniper Alpacino
She either smiled at me cause my hair was fucked up or cause my pants where pink — Mike Campbell
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? — Michael De Leon
How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg* *Wiggle* *Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done...... — Nikhil Saluja
You Can Wear Some TIGHT pants So All Guys Call You THICK But Can You Wear Your Smile And People Call You BEAUTIFUL. — Byaombe Salome
My HERO doesn't wear His underwear on top of His pants, nor wear a cape of a mask. HE wears a CROWN of THORNS and… — YANIE-MyPrecious
Dear Girls: I don't care about your looks and your body, don't care how messy your hair is, don't care if you have hairy legs,… — Valeri Hernandez
Well yes, the man wears the pants in the relationship. But remember, the woman controls the zipper. — Nishan Panwar
This fart is coming from....inside my half pants. — Nikhil Saluja
Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons Naughty girls unbutton your pants — Nikhil Saluja
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. — Nikhil Saluja
I think some girls should be restricted from wearing yoga pants! I just saw a camel toe that looked like a queen size mattress folded… — Nishan Panwar
Hand me my pants — Tamika-leeigh
Friendship is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you feel the true warmth. — Jessica
I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn. — Nikhil Saluja
If he can't handle you in sweat pants.. then he don't deserve to see you in your wedding dress. — Unknow
This is like a pants off dance off, Jack! -Si — Duck Dynasty
I've had enough with the earthquakes. My whole house shook and I came really close to peeing my pants. — Candace Bailey

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