Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

My pockets fat I'm still looking for some pants my size. — Mac Miller
Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on pants. Woman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine. — Nikhil Saluja
Note to self: do NOT apply body moisturizer on your legs if you are going to be wearing leather pants that day. — Nicky Hilton
Paris: Dinner at Kong. Waited an hour for our table, wine uncorked onto my pants, entree dropped on my jacket. Bad form! — Neil Patrick Harris
Sweat pants hair tied. — Drake
Schoolin' motherfuckers, I'm their favorite subject. Broomstick in my pants, I'm 'bout to go witch hunting. — Lil Wayne
Donald Duck never wore pants, but when he came out of the shower, he had a towel around his waste! What is up with that!? — Unknown Author
I never sat down and mapped out this career of mine. I've always kind of flown by the seat of my pants. — Eliza Dushku
Life is a bitch I'm tryna get in her pants. — Anthony Vargas
Bisexual - The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find! — Nikhil Saluja
Who said women don't have Balls? They just don't hide it in their pants, they display them proudly on their chest. — Nikhil Saluja
Oh Darling! when you said you had a small gift for me, I thought you were going to unzip your pants again ... — Manish Bhagtani
Let me get this straight, I piss my pants, I'm a loser. But if I piss my pants while wearing a diaper, Now I Win! — Nikhil Saluja
If I've ever offended you or disagreed with you, just know that from the bottom of my pants, I really don't give a shit. — Nikhil Saluja
Hate when I'm around old people in they say pull up them pants...I can see your ass...im like damn bitch u dont hear me saying...pull… — IG:caonte_2_funny
I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer. — Katerina Graham
I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live in my pants. — Nikhil Saluja
Why flirt with other girls when you got your own girl to flirt with? Why go on dates with other girls when you got your… — Marixsol
Proud to announce I've now entered the pull my pants down when I pee stage of life. — Nikhil Saluja
To whoever invented yoga pants: God bless you! — Nikhil Saluja
Merlin's pants! shrieked Hermione, getting up and running up stairs. Merlin's pants? said Ron, looking amused. She must be really upset. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I think the pants is more important for men than a wife. There are many places where you can safely go without wife. Where can… — Shubham Joshi
I miss cutting you hair inside your pants. hahaha — Meicee29
If you ever see me wearing red pants feel free to punch me in the face. — Nikhil Saluja

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