Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

I don't believe in god, so I don't have to make elaborately sounded structures. ... Pain always produces logic, which is very bad for you.… — Frank O'Hara
The rules took a while to sort out. Lena and Carmen wanted to focus on friendship-type rules, stuff about keeping in touch with one another… — Ann Brashares
I just told Max flatly, "I had laser surgery last week to lighten my birthmark," as if it was no big deal. Oh yeah?" he… — Justina Chen
Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta-style cap, because when it rained his curly hair… — Rick Riordan
Listen, children: Your father is dead. From his old coats I'll make you little jackets; I'll make you little trousers From his old pants. There'll… — Edna St. Vincent Millay
Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. — Frederick Buechner
The reason I want you to put a shirt on is, well, because, um..." "You've never seen a guy with his shirt off?" "Ha, ha.… — Simone Elkeles
Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck. — Christopher Paul Curtis
the church should just stay out of people's pants. — Alex Sanchez
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on. — Christopher Moore
Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile. We'll take turns being on the… — J R Ward
Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to shake things up, but we're going to have to get some pants on this one. — Mike Mignola
Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now. — Rob Thurman
Put on your big girl pants and deal. — J R Ward
In the hysterical technocracy of modern music, sorrow is sent to the back of the class where it sits, pissing its pants in mortal terror. — Nick Cave
And I thought about the color and I realized what blue it was. It was the soft and changeable, essential blue of a well-worn pair… — Ann Brashares
Yes, but knee pants are so much more flattering. You can see my legs." You want people to see your legs?" I have very nice… — Karen Chance
Finish. The difference between being a writer and being a person of talent is the discipline it takes to apply the seat of your pants… — E L Konigsburg
being sixteen in the pants I died full of questions — Anne Sexton
Put any woman in an area run mostly by men and rumors will fly. Unless you make it very clear that you are off limits,… — Laurell K. Hamilton
A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches — Jeff Lindsay
Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants. — Karen Marie Moning
He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out. — Rita Mae Brown
I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I… — Dr. Seuss
Different elevator music was playing since my last visit-that old disco song "Stayin' Alive." A terrifying image flashed through my mind of Apollo in bell-bottom… — Rick Riordan

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