"If I had one wish, it would be……" — Stephen Colbert
"If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!"
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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More Drying Quotes
This quote is filed under Drying Quotes,
one of 60 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and…
— Pam Brown
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Man all of your flows bore me, paint drying.
— Drake
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The drying up a single tear has more, of honest fame, than shedding seas of gore.
— Lord Byron
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While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first…
— Jim Beaver
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All the critics who could not make their reputations by discovering you are hoping to make them by predicting hopefully…
— Ernest Hemingway
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We have taught our people to use prayer too much as a means of comfort - not in the original…
— Geoffrey Studdert Kennedy
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It's morning again, little hope, and the world's drying of with fresh-laundered sunshine. Life's face is never the same though…
— Kolbein Falkeid
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We must dedicate our lives to drying up the source of war: ammunition factories.
— Albert Einstein
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A man who does not lick his lips, can he blame the harmattan for drying them?
— Chinua Achebe
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Sisters are always drying their hair. Locked into rooms, alone, they pose at the mirror, shoulders bare, trying this way…
— Phyllis McGinley
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Your heart like a hawk-mouth in the sun, your heart like a ship on an atoll, your heart like a…
— Louis Aragon
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London life was very full and exciting [...] But in London there would be no greenhouse with a glossy tank,…
— Sylvia Townsend Warner
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