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Over Quotes by Joan Rivers
- "I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"
- "I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to…
- My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.
- I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over…
- I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
- I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again
- I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
More Over Quotes
- On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is the end… — Hank Aaron
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle
- I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Getting over someone is a grieving process. You mourn the loss of the relationship, and that's only expedited by 'Out of sight,… — Hank Azaria
- Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives. — Richard Bach
- I'm substantially concerned about the policy directions of the space agency. We have a situation in the U.S. where the White House… — Neil Armstrong
- I like poems you can tack all over with a hammer and there are no hollow places. — John Ashbery