"I am never honored. My career is hilarious……" — Joan Rivers
"I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar."
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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I put my career in second place throughout both my marriages and it suffered. I don't regret it. You make…
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I've been sober now for a couple of years and I'm taking my sobriety very seriously - one day at…
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I'm very focused on the world and my career and my Porsche turbo and making money and Stevie B. Inc.…
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I started my career without fans.
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Planning a career, I always find that such a tricky thing, because I don't have much of a plan, really.
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I'm used to American actors who have a movie career thinking television acting is beneath them.
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Stand-up came out of three things. Frustration, necessity and arrogance. I didn't have a great career ahead of me in…
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Listen, I think movies serve many different purposes, from those movies that are frivolous and just an entertainment, to movies…
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I learned from Mr. Wrigley, early in my career, that loyalty wins and it creates friendships. I saw it work…
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You can't model for the rest of your life, so it is important to diversify your career.
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People always ask me if I'm going to stop modeling because I have started an acting career. I hope to…
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I was backstage in Paris and saw Cindy Crawford doing House Of Style. I thought, I would love to to…
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