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- Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies. — Diane Arbus
- Get a grip, Oreo, and be true to the game. — Ice Cube
- I’m not sure I could trust a man who would bypass an Oreo in favor of vanilla wafers. It’s a fundamental character… — Jonathan Maberry
- As we're standing there I realize we're almost exactly the same height. We must look like the dark and light side of… — Lauren Oliver
- My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.… — Steven Wright
- It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies. — Christopher Moore
- A friend is like an oreo, its not always that great, but it always gets better! — Erinn Westbrook
- Many of the Prego sauces - whether cheesy, chunky or light - have one feature in common: The largest ingredient, after tomatoes,… — Michael Moss