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Only Quotes by W.C. Fields
- The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
- I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
- California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
- There are seven natural openings in the head and body. A lawyer is the only human being with eight. The extra one is a slot…
- Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.
- Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.
- No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
- There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
- Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else…
- Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
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