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Only Quotes by Steven Wright
- I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
- I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
- When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
- I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
- I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
- I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
- Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.
- Childhood was very nice. The only thing wrong was that I was so introverted, everything became a big deal... 'Oh, no, here comes the bus.…
- I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they…
- What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
- Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.
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