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- Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only…
- If you're an ant, and you're walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing…
- If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of…
- Whenever I need to "get away", I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and…
- I think a new, different kind of bowling should be "carpet bowling." It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood.…
- Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk about freely, make my own meals, and…
- If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of…
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- Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise. — Hannah Arendt
- War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford. — Hannah Arendt
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- Poetry is finer and more philosophical than history; for poetry expresses the universal, and history only the particular. — Aristotle