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One Quotes by Joan Rivers
- Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
- I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't.
- When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
- One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
- There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.
- The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse.
- Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life…
- A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.
- I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
- There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
- I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
- I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll…
- The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
- Victoria Beckham should get a life, I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar. And no-one should flaunt that they…
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