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Once Quotes by Steven Wright
- I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely in conflict with…
- In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would…
- I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
- I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.
- I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
- I had amnesia once or twice.
- A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it…
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