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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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In the eyes of authority - and maybe rightly so - nothing looks more like a terrorist than the ordinary man.
— Giorgio Agamben
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Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by…
— Caprice Crane
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If someone does offer you a job, say 'yes.' You can always quit later. Then at least you'll be one of the…
— Stephen Colbert
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Nothing looks so like innocence as an indiscretion.
— Oscar Wilde
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Early in life she had discovered the important truth that nothing looks so like innocence as an indiscretion; and by a series…
— Oscar Wilde
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When you change your state of mind, your whole life changes, nothing remains the same. Nothing looks the same, because you have…
— Frederick Lenz
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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I cannot be awake for nothing looks to me as it did before, Or else I am awake for the first time,…
— Walt Whitman
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I know that homes burn and that you should think what to save before they start to. Not because, in the heat…
— Amy Hempel
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I'm just ready to ride this chevy, ride this chevy down a little backroad, slide your pretty little self on over, get…
— Brian Wright
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From everything, nothing looks to nothing.
— Dejan Stojanovic
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