"A hat should be taken off when you……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Greet Quotes
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When the show opens, fans can text to a number we flash up on the screen, and then we do…
— Luke Bryan
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Strong men greet war, tempest, hard times. They wish, as Pindar said, to tread the floors of hell, with necessities…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The Communists claim that they liberated the Russian people. Yet, when the Great Patriotic War began, these same Russians greeted…
— Viktor Suvorov
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Your life feels different on you, once you greet death and understand your heart's position. You wear your life like…
— Louise Erdrich
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Hurt people hurt people. That's how pain patterns gets passed on, generation after generation after generation. Break the chain today.…
— Yehuda Berg
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And if you don't believe the sun will rise, stand alone and greet the coming night in the last remaining…
— Chris Cornell
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I will greet this day with love in my heart. For this is the greatest secret of success in all…
— Og Mandino
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Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in…
— Edward Hoagland
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If the pull of the outside world is strong, there is also a pull towards the human. The cat may…
— Lloyd Alexander
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With businesses, you go to the same places because you like the service, you like the people and they take…
— Magic Johnson
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Gratitude is a two fold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome…
— Henry Van Dyke
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Look how the smaller birds greet the sun, with so much merry chirruping and so much outpouring of song! It…
— Paul Brunton
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