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Nobody Quotes by Steven Wright
- If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
- I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely in conflict with…
- When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.
- You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe…
- If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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- Nobody needs to cry for me. I'm going to be great. — Lance Armstrong
- I may not have a handsome face, may not have a dashing personality, may not have the sweetest smile. But I have… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- In the history of Wikileaks, nobody has claimed that the material being put out is not authentic. — Julian Assange
- I think a major element of jetlag is psychological. Nobody ever tells me what time it is at home. — David Attenborough
- Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by definition, is unassailable. — James A. Baldwin
- Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column. — Dave Barry