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- Always do whatever's next.
- Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting…
- No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
- If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
- I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report.…
- You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
- Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
- The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election
- Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.'
- People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. 'For the next several hours, while the…
- People can't seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. Ever. There is only a short pause before…
- Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is…
- Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
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