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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure.…
— George Carlin
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Fear of sexuality is the new, disease-sponsored register of the universe of fear in which everyone now lives.
— Susan Sontag
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In 1494, King Charles VIII of France invaded Italy. Within months, his army collapsed and fled. It was routed not by the…
— Carl Zimmer
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A new disease? I know not, new or old, but it may well be called poor mortals plague for, like a pestilence,…
— Ben Jonson
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Shortly after Christopher Columbus and his sailors returned from their voyage to the New World, a horrifying new disease began to make…
— Peter Lewis Allen
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Just carrying a ruler with you in your pocket should be forbidden, at least on a moral basis. The ruler is the…
— Friedensreich Hundertwasser
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Ive found this new disease, its called LOVE. I know its contagious cause you gave it to me.
— Babloo
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A new disease in my town called idoitic.
— Patience
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