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My Wife Quotes by Green Monk
- What a mess! I can't believe I mixed up my Valentine cards. Now my girlfriend thinks I love her AND my wife thinks I want…
- Who says women cant think consistently? . . . . My wife thinks that she's just 20 for the past 15 years
- My wife and I had words the other night. . . . . . . . . . Well, I had words; She had paragraphs.
- The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries
- My wife is angry with me and she is giving me the Silent Treatment. I don't know what I did, but I need to do…
- My wife is a Bisexual. I have to Buy her things, for her to become Sexual....
- My wife told me she wanted something with lots of diamonds, I bought her a deck of cards
More My Wife Quotes
- In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief. — Christian Bale
- I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three… — Don Adams
- I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we… — Don Adams
- My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. — John Barrymore
- My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. — John Barrymore
- My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to… — Jack Benny
- My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west. — Buffalo Bill
- I felt rich when I was 20 years old and my wife was paying my bills. Just being in a band, I've… — Bono
- U2 was involved in Live Aid, and I ended up going to Ethiopia and working there for some time with my wife,… — Bono
- I think any man who lets a woman pick what he should wear... I mean, you gotta draw the line somewhere as… — Tom Brady
- I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife. — Jeff Bridges
- My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in. — Jeff Bridges