"My wife is a Bisexual. I have to……" — Green Monk
"My wife is a Bisexual. I have to Buy her things, for her to become Sexual...."
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574 Quotes by Green Monk
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- Before smartphones life was terrible. I practically never stepped in dog shit.
- Every bathroom is open if you kick the door hard enough.
- Wish there was a pill I could put in a girl's drink, that would make her do my taxes.
- This girl just got mad cause I said she had awesome boobs, how the hell was I supposed to know…
- I cheat on butter. With ice cream.
- You call it it multiple personalities, I call it social networking in my head!
- Alright. I'm shamed. You can stop pointing.
- The greatest thing to fear is ourselves.
- Keep your friends close and your alcohol closer. Then get drunk and insult your friends.
- I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a…
- My farts smell like they shit their pants.
- A ponytail will make you look like a horse's ass.
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