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My Wife Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her…
- My wife is so bad at sex, I close my eyes and pretend she's my hand.
- My cock got caught in my zipper today....at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on it.
- I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
- My wife always bring these injured animals to home. I think she should just stop driving.
- My wife just told me, You're fucking idiot considering as she's the only woman I love, then yes, it's a fair assumption.
- My wife nearly crashed the car today. Thankfully I remembered to hide the keys.
- My wife and I argue a lot. She's so touchy. The least little thing sets her off. You're lucky. Mine's a self-starter!
- I promised my wife I would start growing up as soon as she stopped growing sideways.
- Relationships are a give and take; I 'give' you the dick and you 'take' your ass home before my wife gets here.
- Watched a movie with my wife last night, I was on the edge of my seat. Fat bitch.
- My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.
- My wife brings up the subject of my affair all the time - especially during sex. To be honest, I wish she'd just stay out…
- Just had some great sex! My wife kept screaming for me to stop, but I couldn't hear her over her sister's moaning.
- Last night, my wife asked if I could make a dinner for a change. I'm glad she has such a good sense of humor!
- Mission Accomplished! A girl is currently nibbling on my penis. I'm going to call my wife and tell her the good news.
- I have been married to my wife 10 years today, Having sex with just one person in 10yrs is pure dedication. I don't know how…
- I've been in love with the same woman for 10 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me!
- My wife and I revisited the hotel where we spent our wedding night. This time I was the one who stayed in the bathroom and…
- My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two…
- I woke up this morning at 10 and sensed something was wrong. I went downstairs and found my wife face down on the kitchen floor,…
- I spent a couple of hours defrosting the freezer last night or, as my wife likes to call it, foreplay!
- My wife said Honey , go get a dozen condoms, I'm horny .... I said Great Darlin, I'll be right back ..... when I got…
- You'll have to excuse me if I seem a little full of myself today; my wife called my paycheck cute.
- My wife just asked me to do something she saw in a porn movie: order a pizza.
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- My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. — John Barrymore
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- My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to… — Jack Benny
- My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west. — Buffalo Bill
- I felt rich when I was 20 years old and my wife was paying my bills. Just being in a band, I've… — Bono
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- I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife. — Jeff Bridges
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