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My Head Quotes by Steven Wright
- I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.
- Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who presents what he's…
- I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it…
- I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat,…
- When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it…
- You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and…
More My Head Quotes
- I used too be the girl that would be soo happy to walk into the classroom and say'guess who just walked in… — Jasmine
- I used to tremble from nerves so badly that the only way I could hold my head steady was to lower my… — Lauren Bacall
- I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit my head,… — Lauren Bacall
- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. — Erma Bombeck
- The game Rock Band has been haunting me like a bad ring tone. It gets stuck in my head and momentarily effaces… — Carrie Brownstein
- It is clear that there must be difficulties for us in a revelation such as the Bible. If someone were to hand… — Reuben Archer Torrey
- I'm tugging at my hair. I'm pulling at my clothes. I'm trying to keep my cool, I know it shows. I'm staring… — Avril Lavigne
- Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed The dear repose for limbs with travel tired; But then begins a journey… — William Shakespeare