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My Girlfriend Quotes by Emo Philips
- I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says,…
- My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
- My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
More My Girlfriend Quotes
- I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends. — Orlando Bloom
- You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'. — Jennifer Aniston
- I'm a bit of a clothes hoarder, admittedly. I try to weed out stuff. My girlfriends come over for cheese and wine… — Jennifer Aniston
- She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife — Nikolay Davydenko
- WHEN AT 15, MY GIRLFRIENDS STARTED DROPPING OUT OF THEIR BELOVED SPORTS TEAMS, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO APPEAR MUSCLE-Y, WHEN AT… — Emma Watson
- My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. — Jay London
- Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly. — James de la Vega
- You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. — Mike Tyson
- This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and… — Anthony Jeselnik
- I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her. — Charlie Simpson
- My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It's all about reminding the other person… — Tyler Hoechlin
- My girlfriend is a great support, and I've got a big circle of mates who keep my feet on the ground. — Rob James-Collier