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- I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.
- You know Babe, I am really happy that you are my girlfriend. I wish that we could meet REALLY soon!! I will talk to you…
- In a relationship,guys complain, If my girlfriend wants me to get something in particular for her birthday Why doesn't she tell me ? Meanwhile girls…
- My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.
- Won't you be my girlfriend? I'll treat you good. I know you hear your friends when they say you should.
- 'Cause if you were my girlfriend, I'd be your shining star. The one to show you where you are. Girl you should be my girlfriend.
- My alarm clock is just like my girlfriend , each five minutes she has to bother me .
- My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.
- Will u be my valentine for hayley
- I Live my life a quarter mile a time. in that 10 seconds or less nothing else matters, noit my family, not my girlfriend, no…
- I love my girlfriend. There is nothing that can break our love. This love is infinite!
- If this is my last prayer.... I would like to pray to god that if I am going to die give me death before this…
- Not my girlfriend you numpty! -Ron Weasley
More My Girlfriend Quotes
- I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends. — Orlando Bloom
- You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'. — Jennifer Aniston
- I'm a bit of a clothes hoarder, admittedly. I try to weed out stuff. My girlfriends come over for cheese and wine… — Jennifer Aniston
- She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife — Nikolay Davydenko
- WHEN AT 15, MY GIRLFRIENDS STARTED DROPPING OUT OF THEIR BELOVED SPORTS TEAMS, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO APPEAR MUSCLE-Y, WHEN AT… — Emma Watson
- My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. — Jay London
- Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly. — James de la Vega
- You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. — Mike Tyson
- This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and… — Anthony Jeselnik
- I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her. — Charlie Simpson
- My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It's all about reminding the other person… — Tyler Hoechlin
- My girlfriend is a great support, and I've got a big circle of mates who keep my feet on the ground. — Rob James-Collier