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My Face Quotes by Joan Rivers
- My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.
- No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.
- I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth,…
More My Face Quotes
- My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Perfect isn't normal, nor is it interesting. I have no features without makeup. I am pale. I have blond lashes. You could… — Amy Adams
- I used to think I was ugly. I thought I looked like a camel. A person who doesn't love themselves, they will… — Mary J. Blige
- As long as I have enough money for makeup artists, everything is okay. I feel young and very free. But one day,… — Sandra Bullock
- I felt like my pregnancy was a sacred moment for me. I stayed in Boston and I didn't work apart from the… — Gisele Bundchen
- When I was a teenager, I had pimples - oh, God, every time someone looked at my face I thought they were… — Gisele Bundchen
- I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' — Drew Carey
- I think I've still got a bit of a sado-masochistic streak in me, because if I'm not going to be restricted by… — Helena Bonham Carter
- I wake up every morning literally with a smile on my face, grateful for another day I never thought I'd see. — Dick Cheney
- I was in end stage heart failure, liver and kidneys shutting down, and on an emergency basis they went in and planted… — Dick Cheney
- I love my grey hair and wrinkles. I love the fact that my face has more of an edge and more character… — George Clooney
- I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I get out… — Hank Aaron