"No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels……" — Joan Rivers

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• The history of missions is the history of answered prayer. From Pentecost to the Haystack meeting in New England and… — Samuel Marinus Zwemer
• I wanted to have a Vanna White look alike contest here, the only problem was, most of the girls who… — Raven
• He named me. He liked the sound of it. And I said, well, all right. I felt a little odd… — Lauren Bacall
• Definitely gymnastics, because I was a gymnast for 11 years. That's my thing. My girlfriend Betty Okino was in the… — Jaime Pressly
• I really have to thank Facebook ... I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what… — Betty White
• I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her. — Cloris Leachman
• Betty White's Sue Ann Nivens was classic... She had done so much with that man-crazy character! Betty made every moment… — Gavin MacLeod
• I will have one of the cleanest obits of any actress. I never did cheesecake like Ann Sheridan or Betty… — Veronica Lake
• When I was younger I loved Betty Blue, and at the moment I'm completely besotted with Angelina Jolie. But sometimes… — Emma Forrest
• Ryan took him out of Betty Ford after Redmond wanted to leave because he met a girl there. The girl… — Farrah Fawcett
• Tim Henman has the all-time Betty Crocker draw. We're talking Easy Bake Oven. — Brad Gilbert
• I never try to avoid 'Ugly Betty' fans, as I love them. — Michael Urie

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