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Much Quotes by Dave Barry
- Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious.…
- We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of…
- The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man…
- You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exactly how much coffee is in a certain coffee machine at Cambridge…
- I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover…
- Don't emphasise money if you don't have much; be happy
- Of course, the truth is that the congresspersons are too busy raising campaign money to read the laws they pass. The laws are written by…
- The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even…
- Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies,…
- The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a…
- The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.
- I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.
- They have a lot of trouble with pronunciation, because they can't move their jaw muscles, because of malnutrition caused by wisely refusing to eat English…
- Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.
- I believe it was Shakespeare, or possibly Howard Cosell, who first observed that marriage is very much like a birthday candle, in that 'the flames…
- Most of the presidential candidates' economic packages involve 'tax breaks,' which is when the government, amid great fanfare, generously decides not to take quite so…
- Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing…
- Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies,…
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- The beginning of reform is not so much to equalize property as to train the noble sort of natures not to desire… — Aristotle
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- Cause I like you, but I know you don't know it. I like you soo much, I talk to everyone but you.… — Superman
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman