"The objective is not so much to walk……" — Dave Barry

"The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him."

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508 Quotes by Dave Barry

Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…

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More Dog Quotes

This quote is filed under Dog Quotes, one of 3,732 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag. — Wystan Hugh Auden
Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat… — Sri Aurobindo
Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you… — Francis Bacon
Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call… — Antonio Banderas
If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats… — Antonio Banderas
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. — Edward Abbey
We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children… — Brigitte Bardot
I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. — Bob Barker
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise… — Dave Barry
There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being… — Drew Barrymore
Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors? — Saint Basil
Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme. — Francis Beaumont

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