"They have a lot of trouble with pronunciation,……" — Dave Barry
"They have a lot of trouble with pronunciation, because they can't move their jaw muscles, because of malnutrition caused by wisely refusing to eat English food, much of which was designed and manufactured in medieval times during the reign of King Walter the Mildly Disturbed."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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The desire of excessive power caused the angels to fall; the desire of knowledge caused men to fall.
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My parents gave me a strict upbringing, which at times has caused me to suffer distress but today I am…
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Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that…
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Godly sorrow is a gift of the Spirit. It is a deep realization that our actions have offended our Father…
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If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
— Victor Borge
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Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they…
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I am suspending my presidential campaign, because of the continued distractions, the continued hurt caused on me and my family,…
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My death will be caused by morphine, which I have deliberately taken with suicidal intent.
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Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
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