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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?
— George Carlin
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I would also suggest that any aspiring writer begin with short stories. These days, I meet far too many young writers who…
— George R. R. Martin
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I really haven't liked the commercialization of mountaineering, particularly of Mt. Everest. By paying $65,000, you can be conducted to the summit…
— Edmund Hillary
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If by some fiat I had to restrict all this writing to one sentence, this is the one I would choose: The…
— John McPhee
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When the climbers in 1953 planted their flags on the highest mountain, they set them in snow over the skeletons of creatures…
— John McPhee
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I think my first thought on reaching the summit- of course, I was very, very pleased to be there, naturally - but…
— Edmund Hillary
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The biggest accomplishment, in racial terms, for Barack Obama was being elected. He had to overcome his blackness to be elected. He…
— Randall Kennedy
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If the limit of age 80 is at the summit of Mt Everest, the highest place on Earth, one can never be…
— Yuichiro Miura
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Why climb Mt. Everest? Because it's there.
— Higher Grounds
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