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Morning Quotes by George Carlin
- And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning…
- Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning
- Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning.
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
More Morning Quotes
- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each… — Antonin Artaud
- In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of meat in… — Leon Askin
- Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain... To feel the freedom that… — Kevyn Aucoin
- The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page. — Saint Augustine
- When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think,… — Marcus Aurelius
- I love the smell of shampoo on a girl's hair. You can walk past someone and be like, 'Wow, you took a… — Jensen Ackles
- The repose of sleep refreshes only the body. It rarely sets the soul at rest. The repose of the night does not… — Gaston Bachelard
- If some great catastrophe is not announced every morning, we feel a certain void. Nothing in the paper today, we sigh. — Lord Acton
- I never really look for anything. What God throws my way comes. I wake up in the morning and whichever way God… — Pearl Bailey
- I was a very self-righteous 15-25 year old. Anyway, I wake up every morning and thank God I'm not a kid anymore. — Annie Baker
- I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim. — Tammy Faye Bakker