"Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning……" — George Carlin
"Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning"
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Continued Quotes
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one of 731 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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As we have seen, WikiLeaks is a robust organization. During my time in solitary confinement in the basement of a…
— Julian Assange
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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
— Douglas Adams
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I wanted to say thanks... and share my gratitude for everything I've been blessed with. Family, friends, and continued support…
— Travis Barker
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
— Dave Barry
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I started acting without any vocation. I continued out of love.
— Emmanuelle Beart
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Our nation's military and law enforcement personal work hard to protect us. We must thank them for their continued vigilance.…
— Leonard Boswell
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I am suspending my presidential campaign, because of the continued distractions, the continued hurt caused on me and my family,…
— Herman Cain
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So after the Lewinsky scandal, everything changed, and we moved from using the Bible to address the moral issues of…
— Tony Campolo
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When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued…
— Piers Anthony
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By deciding to succeed and actually trying to make your dreams come true, you are already successful. Your effort and…
— Unknown Author
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There is enough for everyone to have what they need without exploitation. Adequate distribution of resources, including education, without violence…
— Unknown Author
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Blood mixture and the result drop in the racial level is the sole cause of the dying out of old…
— Adolf Hitler
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