« All Monkeys Quotes · Steven Wright's Page
Monkeys Quotes by Steven Wright
- If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
More Monkeys Quotes
- What I am interested in with birds, just as I am with spiders or monkeys, is what they do and why they… — David Attenborough
- It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more… — Kevin Bacon
- I'll need you to get a leash for my monkey, Claude, and also a hat." "Of course, monsieur" "Do you think he… — Cassandra Clare
- Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here? — Stephen Baldwin
- The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest… — P T Barnum
- The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. — Robert Benchley
- Blushing is the most peculiar and most human of all expressions. Monkeys redden from passion but it would take an overwhelming amount… — Charles Darwin
- Somebody must take a chance. There are monkeys who became men, and the monkeys who didn't are still jumping around in trees… — Lincoln Steffens