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Money Quotes by Steven Wright
- Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
- I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
- Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't…
- One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
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