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- Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
- As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.
More Mitt Romney Quotes
- Both Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich supported the Wall Street bailout. — Michele Bachmann
- Mitt Romney understands the private sector, he understands how profit is created, and he isn't embarrassed by it. — Michele Bachmann
- In choosing Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney made a fantastic choice and a bold statement to the American people. — Bob Beauprez
- I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't… — Glenn Beck
- And frankly, I don't understand - I mean, I'm obviously a card-carrying Democrat - but I can't understand why any woman would… — Madeleine Albright
- My presence in the social media and on the Internet is much bigger than many of the other candidates, including Mitt Romney.… — Herman Cain
- I learned that the problems that we have are not solved by blaming somebody else, and that our hope is not in… — Kirk Cameron
- Well, let me tell you, after three years of Obama, we are hopeless and changeless, and we need Mitt Romney to bring… — Chris Christie
- I'm Mitt Romney-and yes Wolf, that's also my first name. — Mitt Romney
- Both Mitt and I have summer places up in New Hampshire on Lake Winnipesaukee. And a few summers ago I was taking… — J. W. "Bill" Marriott, Jr.
- Simply, with a Republican Congress sitting shotgun, Mitt Romney will put the middle class on the roof and take us for a… — Patty Murray
- I dont know of one group of people thats more disliked than politicians -- it may be the folks who gave us… — Rick Santorum