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Masturbated Quotes by Louis C. K.
- You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for…
- I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into…
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- I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off. — Tom DeLonge
- You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you… — Louis C. K.
- I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause… — Louis C. K.
- Many male habitues of massage parlors, like Talese, did not like solitary masturbation; in the parlance of the younger generation, it was… — Gay Talese
- There were other stories and other names. Second Base Stace, who had breasts in fourth grade and let some of the boys… — Stephen Chbosky
- Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex. — Samantha Jones
- Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby!… — Scary Movie
- My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times. — Nikhil Saluja
- If a guy says he's not in mood to talk with a girl. He probably have masturbated few seconds ago. — Nikhil Saluja
- I masturbated over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming. — Amit Verma
- If no one has ever caught me masturbating, have I even masturbated at all? — Nikhil Saluja