Masturbated Quotes

12 quotes by 8 authors

• I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off. — Tom DeLonge
• You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for… — Louis C. K.
• I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into… — Louis C. K.
• Many male habitues of massage parlors, like Talese, did not like solitary masturbation; in the parlance of the younger generation, it was a "downer." And… — Gay Talese
• There were other stories and other names. Second Base Stace, who had breasts in fourth grade and let some of the boys feel them. Vincent,… — Stephen Chbosky
• Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex. — Samantha Jones
• Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby! -Cindy Campbell — Scary Movie
• My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times. — Nikhil Saluja
• If a guy says he's not in mood to talk with a girl. He probably have masturbated few seconds ago. — Nikhil Saluja
• I masturbated over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming. — Amit Verma
• If no one has ever caught me masturbating, have I even masturbated at all? — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Masturbated Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 12 Masturbated Quotes as follows:

• 3 Masturbated Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
• 2 Masturbated Quotes by Louis C. K.
• 1 Masturbated Quote by Tom DeLonge
• 1 Masturbated Quote by Gay Talese
• 1 Masturbated Quote by Stephen Chbosky
• 1 Masturbated Quote by Samantha Jones
• 1 Masturbated Quote by Scary Movie
• 1 Masturbated Quote by Amit Verma