"Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it……" — Samantha Jones

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• I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married. — Shelley Winters
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• I told Pat I want to be him for Halloween. I almost got hit and I told Pat I should… — Tie Domi
• Jim played - he had a great stretch in the middle of the round there, and Chad made that long… — Hal Sutton
• There have been times I almost got a persecution complex. I felt like people wouldn't let me grow up. They… — Ricky Schroder
• My parents, last time we went to Ikea, got into a huge fight, almost got divorced. My dad accidentally put… — Jedediah Bila
• [In school] I encountered authority of a different kind than I had ever encountered before, and I did not like… — Steve Jobs
• Hillary Clinton almost got to be president. The reasons why she didn't become president had to do with bad judgments… — Gail Collins
• If in my twenties I'd gotten one of the two-dozen roles that I did screen tests for and almost got,… — Viggo Mortensen
• Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea. If I'd known what was coming, I would've called in sick. I… — Rick Riordan
• Even though I don't ask, Plutarch gives me cheerful updates on the phone like "Good news, Katniss! I think we've… — Suzanne Collins
• Sydney sighed and stood up, smoothing her rumpled clothes with dismay. ʺI need a coffee shop or something.ʺ ʺI think… — Richelle Mead

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