"All married couples stop having sex eventually." — Samantha Jones
"All married couples stop having sex eventually."
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30 Quotes by Samantha Jones
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Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
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I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.
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The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what happened with Nixon... no one…
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A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if…
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He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone.
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Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky and ruthless women waiting to…
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Yes ladies. I am a lesbian.
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Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'
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Hello, 911? I'm on fire.
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Hi, my name is Samantha and I am a love-aholic
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Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just…
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Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.
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