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Marriage Quotes by Louis C. K.
- When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day…
- The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in…
- Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.' That's a stupid…
- I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody,…
- When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day…
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- It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. — Jane Austen
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- I put my career in second place throughout both my marriages and it suffered. I don't regret it. You make choices. If… — Lauren Bacall
- If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were. — Richard Bach
- I do support a constitutional amendment on marriage between a man and a woman, but I would not be going into the… — Michele Bachmann
- I think it's best if there's an amendment that goes on the ballot where the people can weigh in. Every time this… — Michele Bachmann
- I think you may see again a rise at the federal government level for a - a call for the federal constitutional… — Michele Bachmann