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- If your girlfriend still looks good in her Driving License ID, she'll still look good after marriage. You've got a survivor there.
- Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have both experienced pain and bought jewelry!
- LUXURIES, Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce decree costs more than a marriage license
- HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage;
- HUSBAND, PERFECT, is, in a man's second marriage, her first mate
- KISSING, An action that only marriage can transform from a pleasure to a duty
- INFATUATION, A wasting disease easily cured -- by marriage
- LOVE, Something they say is blind -- it's marriage which is the real eye opener;
- LOVE, What makes marriage possible -- habit makes it last;
- LOVE, A temporary insanity curable by marriage or the removing of the patient from the influences under which he or she incurred the disorder;
- I have a thing for people who unfollow me, it's called hate.
- My road to success is blocked by a huge rocks obstacle with a big sign that says 'Twitter.com'
- It takes nipples to be a Boob.
- As a true atheist I'm am actually popeless romantic.
- They named it Twitter because Licking each other dirty asses was too long.
- If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you.
- If I was a serial killer I'd use my knife to make strangers kiss in front of me.
- Just used my Complete Works of karate to crush a cockroach.
- Vagina: tongue tested, boner approved.
- I would lick a pizza's pussy.
- The worst thing you can tell me is to relax.
- A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face.
- A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush.
- A wise man once told me... always believe on your wife choices.
- This fart is coming from....inside my half pants.
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