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Many Quotes by Jack Handey
- The old pool shooter has won many a game in his life. But now it was time to hang up the cue. When he did…
- Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that has roots and…
- There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver. In the second stage, he…
- I think there probably should be a rule that if you're talking about how many loaves of bread a bullet will go through, it's understood…
- I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could…
- The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,…
- Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant,…
- When I heard that trees grow a new 'ring' for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like that: we grow…
More Many Quotes
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- He who hath many friends hath none. — Aristotle
- The first time that you escape from home or the small town that you live in - there's a reason a small… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Second, we have to make the most of the strengths we have, the amenities that many of our competitors cannot replicate. But… — Gerard Arpey
- The power of one, if fearless and focused, is formidable, but the power of many working together is better. — Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
- Don't limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind… — Mary Kay Ash
- So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the… — Mary Kay Ash