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Man Quotes by Steven Wright
- In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
- I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not…
- If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
- Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
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