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- I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could…
- Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked…
- When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs…
- I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating it, it'd be…
- If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you…
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